The Male Rating System

While not necessarily New Age in nature, Samantha has noticed a lot of clients asking questions about their potential beaus lately and she thought this refreshing change might be just what was needed to help our female Realm members keep things in perspective regarding their male paramours. Enjoy!

Believe it or not, if you go into forums on web sites that are devoted to the subject of how to pick up girls, you will find people posting messages about something that is called the mating rating system. Reading one of these forums is kind of a rude wake up call if you ever thought that men "rated" us on such qualities as humor, intelligence or charm. Instead this rating system, which in a state of constant debate seems to be based on leg length, the size of your lips, how high your cheek bones are and whether or not you have big breasts.

The Male Rating system finds its origins in the movie"10" starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek. This was a romantic comedy that was made in the seventies that featured the adventures of a neurotic alcoholic who was looking for a woman who he considered to be a perfect Ten on his personal rating scale. He finally finds her in the person of Bo Derek, who is six feet tall, has long blonde hair, full lips, icy blue eyes, legs that go on forever, a tiny waist and a very vacuous smile.

My opinion is that if men are going to rate us, there is no reason why we can't develop our own system to rate men. However because men are more sex oriented and women are more relationship oriented our rating system is going to be a little more sophisticated. It also won't be as racially BIASED as the male rating system, which seems to prefer the Aryan ideal of the Nordic Queen.

To find out how your male rates on our rating system answer the following questions by choosing an option below. Choose only one option. You can add up points as you go along. Be forewarned you will never find another rating system anywhere that is as honest and forthright as this one. It is based on very realistic criteria that could bring your head down out of the clouds and could really make you think twice about who it is you are going out with.

What level of education has he completed?

Elementary school 1 point
Grade Six 2 points
Grade Nine 3 points
Grade Ten 4 points
Graduated High School 5 points
One Year of University or College 6 points
Two Years of University or College 7 points
Completed College but no degree 8 points
Completed College With Degree 9 points
Post Graduate Degree 10 points

How much money does he make a year?

$ 0 to $5,000 1 point
$5,000 to $15,000 2 points
$ 15,000 to $25,000 3 points
$25,000 to $32,000 4 points
$32,000 to $36,000 5 points
$36000, to $42,000 6 points
$42,000 to $50,000 7 points
$50,000 to $70,000 8 points
$70,000 to $90.000 9 points
$ Over $90,000 a year 10 points

Has he had?

One Heart Attack or More 1 point
Full dentures 2 points
More then five dental crowns 3 points
Smoke a pack of cigarettes a day 4 points
Back Problems 5 points
Migraines 6 points
Allergies 7 points
Occasional Muscle Strains 8 points
No cavities 9 points
No Health Problems whatsoever 10 points

Has he ever been diagnosed with any of the following?

Schizophrenia 1 point
Manic Depression 2 points
Paranoia 3 points
Personality Disorder 4 points
Anger Management 5 points
Attention Deficit Disorder 6 points
Obsessive Compulsive 7 points
Depression 8 points
Anxiety 9 points
No disorders 10 points

In the past he has:

Been jailed for a felony 1 point
Charged with drunk driving 2 points
Charged with assault 3 points
Been a member of a cult 4 points
Been jailed for a misdemeanor 5 points
A member of AA or (blank) Anon 6 points
Declared Bankruptcy 7 points
Attended church once a week 8 points
Participated actively in a charity 9 points
Donated more than $5000 to charity 10 points

Which of the following terms or phrases is he most likely to use to describe his ex?

Slut 1 point
Bitch 2 points
Pathetic 3 points
Selfish 4 points
Too Needy or Smothering 5 points
Codependent 6 points
Troubled 7 points
Sad 8 points
A tragedy 9 points
A great person "but it didn't work out" 10 points

Which of the following statements describes best how he spends the majority of his free time:

Spending time with his wife or ex 1 point
Drinking with his buddies at the bar 2 points
Sleeping 3 points
Watching sports 4 points
He spends his free time at work 5 points
Spending time with his mother 6 points
Reading 7 points
Participating in sports 8 points
Working on a favorite hobby 9 points
Participating in community events 10 points

Which of the following statements describes him the best? Only pick one:

He hates his mother 1 point
He is sullen and moody 2 points
He is a bit lazy 3 points
He is a bit of a dreamer 4 points
He worships women 5 points
He is very hard working 6 points
He treats his mother like a Queen 7 points
He loves children and animals 8 points
He loves to dance 9 points
He has a great sense of humor 10 points

Which of the following actors in a movie does he remind you of the most?

Al Pacino in Scarface 1 point
Matt Damon in "The Talented Mr. Ripley." 2 points
Mickey Rourke in Nine and a Half Weeks 3 points
Micheal Douglas in Fatal Attraction 4 points
Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets." 5 points
Owen Wilson in Zoolander 6 ponts
Adam Sandler in the "Wedding Singer" 7 points
Tom Hanks in "Castaway" 8 points
Kevin Costner in "Field of Dreams" 9 points
Will Smith in "Independence Day" 10 points

Pick the one action that he has done MOST OFTEN to you

Slapped or hurt you even accidentally 1 point
Humiliated you in public 2 points
Called you a name in private 3 points
Made fun of your career 4 points
Prevented you from going out on your own 5 points
Displayed jealousy over your ex 6 points
Lent you money 7 points
Bought you a box of candy 8 points
Brought you flowers 9 points
Made a meal for you 10 points

Now add up your points. You should get a double-digit figure. Move the decimal point one digit over to the right so that you have a rating out of ten. For instance if your man's rating is 79 then he is not a Perfect 10, he is a 7.9.

My theory that is that if the man's rating is 6.9 or lower then the relationship is not likely to last very long. If it is 5.0 or below, you should drop him and look for your own "Perfect Ten".

By: Sam Stevens

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