DANGER, AND BEWARE!
Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular
Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming
infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question every
groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their inbox,
or browser. The Gullibility Virus, as it is called, apparently
makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to sick
children, viruses, phishing schemes, scammers, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes.
"These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery tickets
based on fortune cookie numbers", a spokesman said. "Most are otherwise
normal people, who would laugh at the same stories if told to them by
a stranger on a street corner". However, once these same people become
infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they read on
"My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone", reported one
weeping victim. "I believe every warning message and sick child story my
friends forward to me, even though most of the messages are anonymous."
Another victim, now in remission, added, "When I first heard about Good
Times, I just accepted it without question. After all, there were dozens
of other recipients on the mail header, so I thought the virus must be
true". It was a long time, the victim said, before she could stand up
at a Hoaxees Anonymous meeting and state, "My name is Jane, and I've been
hoaxed". Now, however, she is spreading the word. "Challenge and check
whatever you read," she says.
Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the virus,
which include the following:
The willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking.
The urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others.
A lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a story is true.
T. C. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one reporter,
"I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos makes
your hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo". When told about the
Gullibility Virus, T. C. said he would stop reading email, so that he
would not become infected.
Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help immediately.
Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet
users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting
them to thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have
been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community.
Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and there is
online help from many sources, including:
The definitive Internet reference source for urban legends, folklore,
myths, rumors, and misinformation.
The Pulitzer Prize winning website. Find out which politicians and
pundits are telling the truth, which ones are stretching it, and which
ones are making statements we rate Pants on Fire.
Latest Email and Social Media Hoaxes - Current Internet Scams
Unlike other similar websites, TruthOrFiction.com does not primarily
provide fact-checking about current events. Rather, it often addresses
wild and amazing claims, pictures, or stories that resurface cyclically.
Some stories resurface every year, or every election year, while some
suddenly re-appear after years of dormancy.
Monitors the factual accuracy of what is said by major U.S. political
players in the form of TV ads, debates, speeches, interviews, and news
Washington Post Fact-Checker
The Truth Behind The Rhetoric
Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate themselves
against the Gullibility Virus by reading the
Hoax-Slayer Knowledge Guides at
There's also the
60-Second Guide to Evaluating the Credibility of a Website.
Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out the
Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone who
forwards them a hoax.
This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously! Forward
it to all your friends right away! Don't think about it! This is not a
chain letter! This story is true! Don't check it out! This story is so
timely, there is no date on it! This story is so important, we're using
lots of exclamation points! Lots!! NOT TO MENTION "ALL-CAPS" TOO!!!!!
For every message you forward to some unsuspecting person, the Home for
the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder
how the Home will know you are forwarding these messages all over
creation, you're obviously thinking too much.)
ACT NOW! DON'T DELAY! LIMITED TIME ONLY! NOT SOLD IN ANY STORE!